• Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

cognitivedissonance:

Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.

We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.

No justice, no peace.

Robin Williams photographed by Peggy Sirota, 2013

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

andrewsatanhussie:

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: “moo!”
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: “baah!”
Parent: good job sweetheart! Now what does a dog say?
Baby: Edward… Friend?..

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

dreamsnotdiee:

♥ | via Tumblr em We Heart It.

dreamsnotdiee:

♥ | via Tumblr em We Heart It.