selcouthpharaoh:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen


The quote on the mirror though. ..

selcouthpharaoh:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

The quote on the mirror though. ..

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

image

uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."
Matthew 6:34 (via burdge)
  • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

They leave. Because they should or because they find someone else. And some of them, some of them forget me. I suppose, in the end, they break my heart.

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times